Dignified Screwing around

So I recently decided to make a flattering self portrait

That's me, epitome of class.

here was my reference photo, to make sure my true essence was captured:

I captured my spirit quite well, I think

When doing the portrait, I did the beard last, since it was over everything and would take forever to make all those special individual strokes. I saved a backup right before I did the beard, so I could fix mistakes. It ended up being "DAVE CLEAN SHAVEN!"

Hire me Gillette

Anyway, since the Beard went off without a hitch, I was left with a backup file. I had my ultimate portrait safe and sound, why not use the backup file to have some fun? I could see how I looked with all sorts of facial hair!

Mutton Frenchy

One Brow Wonder

Hipster beard! too ironic for you.

The class just keeps getting classier

The Persistence of Mustache

Sgt. Rappoccio, Civil War hero

Okay. Facial hair follies. Thats grade school hilarity. We need...ABOMINATIONS

Swirly bird of grotesquery

ALL THE FACIAL HAIR! ALL OF IT

DEAR ME MISSUS CUMBERFIELD, I SAY! BLIMEY!

BRAINS

Albino? Or just a ghost?

The Classiest Creeper

OH SHIIIIIIIIII

That Scare the pants off you? Well, as much as I love photoshop filters, a few more felt the Dali mustache influence them:

One side duplicated and reversed

MY HEAD IS A BALLOON

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I have no idea when the next Melon & Post comic (part 5) will come out, so don't ask me.

good day to you