Thursday, April 5, 2012

Nike Redesigns

Nike just released their uniform redesigns for the NFL. Outside some fabric changes, and the noteable exception of the Seahawks, none of the uniform designs changed much. The seahawks somehow were made worse. Just bring back the freaking neon green jerseys and everyone will be happy. I know I will be, the Neon jerseys had a definite identity which was loads better than the weird blue they wear nowadays. Blue is so distinct, that's why half the league wears some variation of it.

Anyway, I made a comic about it as a Nike joke.


I had fun doing the 3 fake "new" uniforms, so I figured I'd waste my time and do a redo of every single team. All 32 of them (Just the home jerseys though, away ones can jump off a cliff). Most of these are obvious jokes or to attempts at something different with the color scheme, but a few of them I'd actually say would be better than the teams current uniforms (Captain America Patriots would rule so hard). Anyway, here is all 32 teams, jokingly revamped. 
Seahawks green, with Skittle belt.

Patriots Cpt. America

Bengals eye sores

The Raiders.

NY Giants, complete with hulk hands.

The Houston Texan Farmer

Oh god the Vikings why do you hurt me so
San Diego Super Chargers
Packers  are about cheese, get it?
baltimore ravens w/bulletproof vest. Everyone needs to watch the Wire
Dolphins
Draguars
Redskins ready to rumble
KATRINA KATRINA KATRINA KATRINA KATRINA
THE JETS HAVE TEBOW NOW
Falcons

Deceptilions
Bills
Cowboys

Eagles
Broncos
The Steelers?
Bucs
Browns

Panthers
Titans
Rawr bears

Cardinals
49ers

Chiefs

Colts

Rams
It took way longer than expected and I couldn't come up with outlandish ideas for all of them, but sometimes simplicity is for the best anyway. 

Also comedy option for the Bills: Silence of the Lambs joke

12 comments:

  1. These should be the basis for comic-strip that followed an alternate reality NFL following the plot of the now cancelled ESPN show "Playmakers"

    http://espn.go.com/eoe/playmakers/episode_guide.html

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  2. I'd drive 1,000 miles to a Texans game if they played in those unis. Also...that Philly redo is legit.

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  3. I love the Captain America uniforms. Marvel should totally get the Patriots to do that.

    JT, The Writer's Journey

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  4. I have seen the future of the NFL! Would need some tweaking on a few things (really feathers and spikes- don't want to give the defense anything to grab a hold of) but I can see these being the basis of a complete overhaul of NFL uni's once the old guard dies off.

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  5. well, the Lions *are* led by Megatron...

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  6. Dude lay off the browns there are worse teams out there at least were getting better......the bag on the head really.....that's a colts/bucks/saints thing.... Learn your football history

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  7. Buffalo Bill..."it puts the football in the end zone"

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  8. Wow. A Katrina joke? Yeah, it's always hilarious when thousands of people lose their lives!

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  9. Your rendering of a new Steelers uniform looks a whole lot better than the throwback uniforms the team wore this past season. Ooof! But I love those Steelers!

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    1. Would you pass him?

      I'd pass him hard. :D

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  11. William LEARN YOUR FOOTBALL HISTORY!!! colts/bucs/saints have all won superbowls. Who has never been to the superbowl......the browns. Bag back on head.

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